Monday, February 28, 2011
The RIOT! is Sick!!!!
No I don't mean in the "you those guys are sick" way. I mean in the walking pneumonia/strep throat with 103 fever, hallucinating, thinking 6 foot squirrels are chasing you through the house way. So as creator, and captain of this wreck, I would like to walk the plank, and take responsibility for the page being inactive for a week. I don't know how you all survived without us, but rest assured, I've recovered from the Black Plague 2011, so there will be regular rantings from Jay, Ant, Deb and myself again. However, due to an increase of shit in my throat, caused no doubt by my insane ranting at everything from the Jets to my dumb ass dog, the "mini-show" may be on hiatus for a few weeks. I may produce some short flop for you to listen too, but I'm not promising anything. Right now, talking to the people around me is enough work. So I will be writing my insane rantings for a few weeks, so that ought to be fun you and for me. So in closing, as CEO and captain of this rotting vessel we call "The Riot!” we will continue to spread our venom, and just spew our riotness all over the world. Because the revolution doesn't stop because of pneumonia, or colds, or syphilis, does it? When George Washington had all his wooden teeth set on fire, did he lie down on his couch and watch VH1's "I Love the 80's" for 7 consecutive hours? NO! When Thomas Jefferson's cock fell off from all the poon he had, did he stop writing the Declaration of Independence to run from the 6-foot squirrel that's been stalking him through the house the past few days? <he's watching me now>. NO! When John Adam's realized he was possibly the shortest man ever and had no business being as important as he was considered back then, did he not shower for 4 days, and blame that smell on the kids? NO! They fought on...all of them. And so will we. So onward and upward! To Infinity and Beyond! And whatever other terrible cliché I haven't used yet, stay tuned....there will be more to come. Because syphilis may hurt when you pee, but it will not take out my greatest weapon.....my mind. Stop laughing, and go Fuck yourself, we're back...so watch out.
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