Jay’s Prediction Results
Unlike other blogs, magazines, and radio shows, we here at The Riot! will always, ALWAYS face the music when bold statements are made. We will take the good with the bad because that’s what we do as fans right? When the Jets lost, did I not get donkey punched like the bitch I am , by all who felt it was necessary. I mean 2 weeks later and I was still getting poked…..by MY WIFE. So Jay made some predictions last week. He was man enough…or at least drunk enough, to stick his neck out when none of us wanted to, and take the hit for this one. So let’s review these bold predictions and see how they panned out for the man.
- Whoever receives the ball first, will score on the first drive of the game. , WRONGSteelers went 3 and out
- At the Super Bowl party I'm attending this year (at Ray's Bar) I will quarterly make a rape comment about 'Ole Ben, and proceed to call a Steeler fan an a-hole. Well Considering he made one , at least every 15 to 20 minutes to me via text, I’m going to put this one in the win column
- At some point one of the Steeler fans I call an a-hole will threaten me with bodily harm. As you will see in a moment, this was correct- If I see anyone with one of those stupid cheese head hats on, I will laugh in their face. N/A, I don’t think there are many cheesheads in Philly. And if there are…good luck with that
- I will consider wearing a black Falcons Michael Vick jersey to said party. This will piss at least one dog lover off and they will tell me about it. Didn’t happen that way, but he did make a Vick Dog joke to me via text, so I’m sure he did at the bar as well. I’m giving him a win on this one.- None of my boxes will hit anytime in the game. True. He had a shot in the 3rd, but it fell short. Sorry Jay
- I will make a case for the return of Bud Bowl. I did, so I’m sure he did too
- I will drink too much and have a suicidal headache Monday morning. The jury was still out at 2:44AM, we’ll follow up
- Beyond my stupidity, I do think this will be a good game. Although they were the Sixth seed in the NFC, the Packers proved they belong here. Rogers has come into his own and is the best quarterback in the NFC. He can get out of his own way and has some of the best offensive weapons at his disposal (Grant Jennings anyone?). MVP of Super Bowl XLV
- Rogers will be going to Disney World, 24-17 Packers. Almost dead on with this one. Good Call Jay.
- At the Super Bowl party I'm attending this year (at Ray's Bar) I will quarterly make a rape comment about 'Ole Ben, and proceed to call a Steeler fan an a-hole. Well Considering he made one , at least every 15 to 20 minutes to me via text, I’m going to put this one in the win column
- At some point one of the Steeler fans I call an a-hole will threaten me with bodily harm. As you will see in a moment, this was correct- If I see anyone with one of those stupid cheese head hats on, I will laugh in their face. N/A, I don’t think there are many cheesheads in Philly. And if there are…good luck with that
- I will consider wearing a black Falcons Michael Vick jersey to said party. This will piss at least one dog lover off and they will tell me about it. Didn’t happen that way, but he did make a Vick Dog joke to me via text, so I’m sure he did at the bar as well. I’m giving him a win on this one.- None of my boxes will hit anytime in the game. True. He had a shot in the 3rd, but it fell short. Sorry Jay
- I will make a case for the return of Bud Bowl. I did, so I’m sure he did too
- I will drink too much and have a suicidal headache Monday morning. The jury was still out at 2:44AM, we’ll follow up
- Beyond my stupidity, I do think this will be a good game. Although they were the Sixth seed in the NFC, the Packers proved they belong here. Rogers has come into his own and is the best quarterback in the NFC. He can get out of his own way and has some of the best offensive weapons at his disposal (Grant Jennings anyone?). MVP of Super Bowl XLV
- Rogers will be going to Disney World, 24-17 Packers. Almost dead on with this one. Good Call Jay.
Now, while this game was unfolding, I’m in California and Jay is at a bar in Philly. He is texting me his thoughts on the game and all of the things around him. And the drunker he got, the more interesting it became. Here’s a sample of what I’m talking about, because showing all of them will….well let’s just say you might need therapy after this.
643pm - Nice to know Joe Buck knows useless information like the location of Chico, CA. Way to earn a paycheck. I know Google Maps too. Dickhead.
648pm - Ok... Within the first 5 minutes I was threatened with physical violence. Granted she's hot and swift prolly 85 pounds but did clinch her fist and ask me to take it outside...
708pm - Ben got picked... I'm thinking he saw a 18 year old he could meet in the bathroom
731pm - Just ate a chicken wing. Only because the folks called me names event too bad for this sight... I might have had relations with a mom. Also, I love chickens but never put them in my mouth.
736pm - Didn't win first quarter box. Even though with good numbers. Bill next to me who is 77, called Ben a bastard 19 times so far.
806pm - Bill, who is 77, proclaims Pittsburgh will win this game
810pm - Big Ben... Can outrun a 300lb linebacker, but can't outrun an 85 year old woman in a Buick Century...
817pm - The Puppy Bowl beats this crap feat they call a half time show.
849pm - I heard a rumor James Harrison like young boys...
This unfortunately was the last we heard from Jay on this night. I’m not sure if he succumbed to alcohol poisoning, or the relentless draw of a nice rack. Maybe James Harrison got to him, we still do not know. What we do know is Jay is F$%ked up, but he knows his sports. I hope your Super Bowl party was as fun as his.
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