Wednesday, January 26, 2011

An Introduction

We want to welcome you all to The Sports Riot! Come on in and make yourself comfortable. Here at The Riot!, we like to think of this place as a safe haven for all fans to come and be who you are. Whether you are a guy who loves a good weak side blitz on a 3rd and 12, or Bill James's explanation of sabermetrics, or the guy who would rather have sex, and just root for the Sox blindly.  Or the girl fan, who thinks Derek Jeter is hot....or the guy fan who thinks that as well. You are all welcome into this cacophony we affectionately call The Riot! and no one will ever be judged......unless your opinion sucks.  Well then, it's open season. But we turn on each other as well.  I argue with each of my Riot! mates whenever we talk baseball or football.  It's what makes this site what it is.

But you should be warned of a few things. No one is safe when The Riot! sets it’s sights. We are fans first, media giants second. this is the place for fans to sound off the way they have always wanted and we will do just that. Fans can truly let out their frustrations and say WHATEVER they want; HOWEVER they want. At the same time, this is not just a free-for-all of verbal venom. Chris, Jay, Ant and Deb actually know what they are talking about when it comes to sports, and they have a lot more to say than just, “Hey Grossman! You suck.” After all, everyone knows that already, including Rex. 

“The Sports Riot!,” does not just destroy, it creates. Chris, Jay, Ant and Deb have a knack of producing some of the funniest and most clever radio bits, thought provoking and passionate articles, and just straight bar room non-sense you will get anywhere. Who else could have thought of the absurdity of calling play-by-play tennis on the radio, putting the wholesome Peyton Manning at a topless bar or casting Optimus Prime as the new PA announcer at the Target Center; “The Sports Riot!.”

Once the “The Riot!” takes the reins, all bets are off.  No one will be safe. Black, White or Green? Man, Woman or child?  Even your dog isn’t safe when the “The Riot!” comes.  So suit up, and strap it down.....because the revolution has begun.  Are you in?

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